- A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there
- Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards
- Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.
with a combination of chocolate, whickey, roundhouse kicks and death. Oh, and pain. Lots of pain
- People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident
- The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second
- Chuck Norris can kick start a car
- When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways
- Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire
- When asked what type of vehicle he drives, Chuck Norris responded slyly with "Don't you mean what kind of vehicle drives me?"
- Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
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When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways
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