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Computers and the Internet
From chuck norris planet, a free chuck encyclopedia (not Wiki or Chuck Norris affiliated)
- If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen
- Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you
- Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick
- Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you
- Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking
- There is no Control button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
- Chuck Norris actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover.
- Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet
- When Chuck norris found this web-site while surfing the internt, he round house kicked his computer...10 new facts were added instantly.including this one
- Chuck Norris speaks in all caps
- Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you
- Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin
- Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash
- If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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There is no Control button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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