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    Personal Hygiene
    From chuck norris planet, a free chuck encyclopedia (not Wiki or Chuck Norris affiliated)

    • Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris
    • Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror
    • They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody
    • Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper
    • Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims
    • Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people
    • Chuck Norris doesnt use after shave, he uses liquid hot magma
    • Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes, he disembowels them
    • Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths
    • Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year
    • Chuck Norris can strike a match on a bar of soap



    Chuck Norris Facts
    Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror



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