- Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia
- Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship
- Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany
- Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Chuck Norris to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place
- Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure
- July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? i think not
- Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants
- When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever
- As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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After seeing a single episode of Walker, Texas Ranger, France surrendered.
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